Global Warming is Naughty

It was getting near Christmas
Holiday spirit was at full douse
Not an object was stirring
Except for Santa's house
The sun's harmful rays
And lots of worldwide pollution
Put an end to the happiest days
Of Santa's gift-giving institution
So Let this be a cautionary story
To the earth's good girls and boys
Going green will be bring back Santa's glory
With a clean revolution and new wonderful toys!